-The logic of most of the Republican party
Sent to me from sister - god, I love her!
Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!
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Joyce Banda, who became Malawi’s first female president last month, is hitting the ground running. In her first state of the nation address, she announced that as “a matter of urgency” she’ll seek to repeal the country’s laws criminalizing homosexuality. Banda seems to have enough support in parliament to get the laws overturned, but Malawi is still a conservative country, so it’s a gutsy move.
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just on the way to do some octopus stuff
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Man, it sucks being a fucking psycho. Like seriously, I feel like crying, and I feel like screaming, and I feel like laughing. All these emotions are just boiling up inside me like a pot of soup that’s too full and it’s boiling over, yet somehow there’s like a tornado and it’s pulling the soup into one hot mess of a hurricane and I just want to fall asleep and not wake up.
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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
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cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
